7 CHARACTERISTICS OF AN EVER HUNGRY PERSON

1. Food is your No. 1 motivator.

“Breakfast is the only reason I get out of bed.”

2. As soon as you finish breakfast, you immediately start thinking about what you’re going to have for lunch.

“It’s 9 a.m. but I’m already hungry again.”

3. You get EXTREMELY cranky when you’re too hungry.

“You cannot hold me accountable for the things I say and do when I’m hungry.”

4. When your stomach won’t stop growling in the middle of class.

“I hope no one knows that dinosaur noise was actually me.”

5. When you’re baking and you eat more cookie dough than actual cookies.

“Hey, my refined palate just knows what’s more delicious.”

6. You spend a significant amount of time opening and closing the refrigerator.

“At some point, something delicious will magically appear.”

7. You pull this face when someone asks for a bite off your packed lunch:

“CAN I HAVE ONE?!”