In the creation of a formidable team, there is a need to
have an enforcer. This is the psyche person, he often rumbles the words like
‘eiheiheieh what’s up, what’s up, what’s the plan’. This person should be tall
and should be intimidating. He should always tread with his shoulders held
high, and is in many cases the identifier of potential targets. He is the
equivalent of a scout in the battle field. It is not necessary for the person
to have big features, however, a bigger than usual head is always an added
plus. Then there is the cavalry, this is where most Kenyans belong, these are
the foot soldiers, their work is to approach after the signal and they do so in
stealth manner. If they move in to quickly, the opponents might get startled
and rattled and words such as ‘unataka nini, nangoja mtu’ might be heard in the
deafening sound of ‘twenzetu’ in the background. The foot soldiers are
responsible for the transportation of the ammunition from the bar fridges to
the vulnerable stomachs of the opponents. So the next time that you’re in the
club, take a more tactical position.
Follow me
Several playing cards lie on the dirty floor, they tell
precisely the mood in the house. Am adorned in a black God papa, a God papa
that despite its age still possesses tales to tell. The Godfather was abandoned
by the legendary Mijeledi boy. Ken is the type of person who you want to carry around
when you are going into the club, he is smooth with words, inspires confidence
and smart dressing is what he is known for. He seems to know what he is talking
about even when the subject is foreign like a chick you know but meet with the
Missus. Yet, despite all these positive attributes, the most important feature
about him is that he is a team player. Trust me, for all who do not fathom,
team work is virtually the most important need in the club, okey okey, after money.
If one of the team player breaks out of the team, count it as an away defeat,
you are all doomed. The mission is lost and the war ends in a defeat. Unlike
Ken, Rasta man on the other hand is not known to hold these ideals of a team
player close to heart; he often attacks as a lone ranger. He reloads with
unimaginable ammunitions; several kingfishers and snapps . He is renowned in
attacking unsuspecting civilians. His accuracy on the sniper rifle is however
not known to be too impressive. He is a fanatic of the Darwin theory and is
known to attack the weakest of the prey. Instead of using these agrarian
tactics it is imperative to horde in as a force. Attacking as a team increases
the chances of annihilating the opponent and their consequent submission. A
team possesses the ability to reload with increased efficiency and range; they
can also used special bullets like Jameson and sometimes Smirnoff when the
pocket is not well lined. Further, attacking as a team increases the reload
speed, after all the more the pockets the more the ‘big ones’ (thousands
hehehe).
@verifiedin3D
This cracked me up....way to hunt down the chiquittas
ReplyDeletehahahaha attacking as a team ...lol!
ReplyDeleteInteresting piece, i liked it
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