1.Hearing one of your co-workers take credit for something you did, and having to exercise all your strength not to murder them.
2.Having to pretend like you weren’t just taking a selfie. Even though your boss clearly saw you do it.
3.Knowing you kind of fucked something up, and trying to figure out who else to blame for it.
4.When you get a RAISE and then excitedly open your next paycheck only to see that actually, no, that wasn’t a raise after taxes.
5.Starting the day off by spilling something on your outfit, and just having to live with it/awkwardly explain it away.
6.Going to a work event, drinking some things, and then WHOOPS: You’re sloppy drunk.
7.Having a really bad day at work and unintentionally taking your rage out on everyone else, then having to awkwardly apologize for it.
8.Coming back from a super long lunch and your boss asks, “Where were you?” and it’s like THEY KNOW.
9.When one of your co-workers asks you to help them with some bullshit project and you have to politely decline.
10.When you move your chair and it makes a squeak that sounds way too similar to a fart.
11.Actually farting at your desk and having to desperately attempt to mask the scent.
12.Being caught looking up things that aren’t work, and just having to awkwardly state the obvious.
13.That unfortunate moment when you realize that something you do is actually pretty annoying to other people.
14.Getting super friendly with co workers and then completely over sharing to a point of no fucking return.
15.And when some youthful intern comes in and does something that reminds you of how old you are.
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