PAY-SIR

Niko horny, but ule hoe ni wa makelele ka horny yet mi ni rider design ya ma-pony...hehe, what’s the difference between a flamboyant politician and a farmer? (Save yo wrong answer t’ya cerebrum-no offense)…The answer is simple: The farmer uses a hoe at work but a politician uses a hoe after work…Anyway, we all hustle hard to get paid, a thief will console himself with the Robin Hood tales, a hoe will console herself with this “Do you think you are any wiser than Solomon who had 500+ concubines?”  I heard some story from Johnny (ule mmoja) that he would go take a loan from friend A and invest, when A comes for the money, he would borrow money from friend B thus getting a fresh claim…what happens to the last creditor before Johnny dies? He will be all-curses that Johnny was a bad debtor, hehe! Will anybody trust him especially Friend A and B? Why is the Government promising us false jobs yet advocating for self-employment? That reminds me of a muggers’ career- Aren’t they self employment? If I was the finance minister, I swear I will make the Shilling equal to a Dollar…this is simple, Rule 22: Transform Weakness into Power (48 Laws of Power). Kenya has the problem of corruption; the Govt. should legalize it and receipt all corrupt transactions into the economy. Of course blunt should also be legalized to boost the economy…All hail Vote Slither for Senate: Change For Good. 

Why is his name the lowest Kenyan denomination yet he’s among the richest ‘Kenyans’? Bob Bob Bob, do you think all Kenyans are furi furi-sh (Tell any Njoroge to read this “fully foolish”)…and it's the same jamaa that will tweng' the Swahili word "Pesa" as Pay'Sir...Depositing is free to encourage us to deposit in our Mpesa accounts, then you charge me some fee when I send Johnny some loan and then go farther to charge him withdrawing fees. Why the double payment? Am going back to banks, hata afadhali nizike doh kwa shamba!!! Who knows whether Colly invests in our money and eat the profit alone leaving us with a depreciated value? That reminds me of some line by Juliani…Maskini ali-discover mala sonko akitupa maziwa imelala…use ur wits to get the extra cheese people...Oh, about the topic, u get the PAY first then you earn the SIR