Welcome to Kenya, where we told
Obama that we didn’t need his gay laws…We have ours! Kenya is
famed for the robust wildlife resource; yes we love chicken, donkeys,
dogs and cows!!! This has been the latest trend that has even
overshadowed the gay movement in Kenya. Then came the list of gay
clubs in the CBD, notably Tacos (now iClub) and club Envy…Then came
this virgin gay who told the other, “I really
envy your
matacos” Back to my bestiality jamaaz, it’s the ladies who
opened the floor by screwin’ witta dog: talk of taking doggie style
literally. Perhaps Snoop Dogg heard what Kenyans were doing to dogs
and decided to change his name to Snoop Lion. Then came this weirdo
who hates KANU and decides to screw his son’s hen…the guy had
three problems; 1. He had an ultra low libido(hens mate for roughly
15seconds and that’s why he chose a mate of equal libido) 2. The
jamaa had an ultra small cock (not jogoo,hehe!) 3. The guy chickened
out on women (in other words, he took the hen out!!!)…oh,and four,
he just hated KANU!!! Very soon, the Kenchic in Nyeri will be called
Sabina Joy n even partition their kitchens into smaller
kodgings(a
lodging for chicken) .The hen died and the man might also be
charged for murder and witness assassination…Then came the cow guy,
this one is ardent TV guy…and a fan of Molo/KCC
wakao) with cows??? Then came the Shrek fans!
They saw ‘Donkey’ marry a dragon and decided to try out on a
donkey, the beast of burden! They thought that wako ligi soo to try
out on a donkey (20” carriers, hehe!!)…The goats were not spared
in the new wave in town, some freak also decided to get some witta
goat in Baringo…With these trending, Men will be banned from
national parks and the domestic animals will be kept under police
protection!!! Or , as a remedy, commercial sex workers should
subsidized their prices to accommodate the increasing sexual urge in
our men. The workers should also wear animal mascots to lure men with
animal sex-preferences. Ama the government should give all animals
clothes attached with Velcro to their skins!!! I wish Akuku Danger
was alive to see this!!! For once I thought his death will increase
the ratio of women to men but it like more men were enslaved in blue
balls!!!
@Slitherbee
Welcome to Kenya, where we told
Obama that we didn’t need his gay laws…We have ours! Kenya is
famed for the robust wildlife resource; yes we love chicken, donkeys,
dogs and cows!!! This has been the latest trend that has even
overshadowed the gay movement in Kenya. Then came the list of gay
clubs in the CBD, notably Tacos (now iClub) and club Envy…Then came
this virgin gay who told the other, “I really envy your
matacos” Back to my bestiality jamaaz, it’s the ladies who
opened the floor by screwin’ witta dog: talk of taking doggie style
literally. Perhaps Snoop Dogg heard what Kenyans were doing to dogs
and decided to change his name to Snoop Lion. Then came this weirdo
who hates KANU and decides to screw his son’s hen…the guy had
three problems; 1. He had an ultra low libido(hens mate for roughly
15seconds and that’s why he chose a mate of equal libido) 2. The
jamaa had an ultra small cock (not jogoo,hehe!) 3. The guy chickened
out on women (in other words, he took the hen out!!!)…oh,and four,
he just hated KANU!!! Very soon, the Kenchic in Nyeri will be called
Sabina Joy n even partition their kitchens into smaller kodgings(a
lodging for chicken) .The hen died and the man might also be
charged for murder and witness assassination…Then came the cow guy,
this one is ardent TV guy…and a fan of Molo/KCCwakao) with cows??? Then came the Shrek fans!
They saw ‘Donkey’ marry a dragon and decided to try out on a
donkey, the beast of burden! They thought that wako ligi soo to try
out on a donkey (20” carriers, hehe!!)…The goats were not spared
in the new wave in town, some freak also decided to get some witta
goat in Baringo…With these trending, Men will be banned from
national parks and the domestic animals will be kept under police
protection!!! Or , as a remedy, commercial sex workers should
subsidized their prices to accommodate the increasing sexual urge in
our men. The workers should also wear animal mascots to lure men with
animal sex-preferences. Ama the government should give all animals
clothes attached with Velcro to their skins!!! I wish Akuku Danger
was alive to see this!!! For once I thought his death will increase
the ratio of women to men but it like more men were enslaved in blue
balls!!!
Hahaha....sick
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