THE JKIA AFTERMATH



JKIA on fire
Just juzi when #JKIA was on fire, KQ diverted all its flights to Eldoret and Mombasa Airports. Rumour has it that KQ catered for the fare from Mombasa and Eldoret Airports to Nairobi’s Machakos ‘airport’. But the fare was not catered for everyone…KQ had special offers to specific travelers: Kipketer was given a sports hamper (Reeboks and Keringet Water) and was told to run to Nairobi. And Omera decided to take another international flight to Kampala so that he can connect with a cruise ship to Kisumu. As for Njoroge, he refused to proceed with the diversion to Mombasa Airport and opted to alight witta parachute just above JKIA ndo afungue shop ya maji (and if that fails, he would loot the debris and open a thrift shop at River Road). Anyway, Kenya’s response to disaster is really wantin; you find a situation where the president arrives at a fire scene before the fire brigade! Smug logic suggests that the fire brigades in Outering road had to give way for the presidential motorcade!!! But the major irony is that the tragedy occurred on the same date of the Bomb blast commemoration! Then a day later came the fire at Uchumi Aga Khan walk, perhaps some single jamaa decided to light a fire to escape the cold weather. He opted for the fire option after prices 'shot' up at Sabina Joy owing to the weather. LOL n Out!!!


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